{"id":1590,"date":"2010-05-21T23:24:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-22T07:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/providentiallife.wordpress.com\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2010-05-21T23:24:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-22T07:24:15","slug":"hey-katie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/hey-katie\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Katie…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…you really look great tonight…you color up my life!<\/p>\n

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What up, guys? It’s Kate’s birthday. I gab about her all the time, and how awesome she is, and how she’d cut a bitch if I needed her too, but also could copy edit your book into a masterpiece. She’s shiny, pretty, funny, and makes a good sandwich and a good vodka tonic.<\/p>\n

Happy Birthday, Katie. I miss you. Your present(s) is on its way. In the meantime, please enjoy this joke:<\/p>\n

A blond woman calls her boyfriend, and says, “Hey, can you come over and help me do this puzzle? It’s really hard.” The boyfriend says, “Sure, what is it a puzzle of?” The girlfriend says, “It’s supposed to be a tiger, it says.”<\/p>\n

So the boyfriend goes over, sees the pieces scattered all over the table, and says, “Oh hun. First of all, this is never going to resemble a tiger. Secondly, let’s grab a cup of coffee and I’ll help you put the frosted flakes back in the box.”<\/p>\n

I love you, sorella. Enjoy your day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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