{"id":1972,"date":"2010-10-06T11:44:34","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T19:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/providentiallife.wordpress.com\/?p=1972"},"modified":"2010-10-06T11:44:34","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T19:44:34","slug":"i-killed-a-chicken-with-a-cleaver-and-ate-it-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/i-killed-a-chicken-with-a-cleaver-and-ate-it-for-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"I killed a chicken. With a cleaver. And ate it for dinner."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/killingachicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1973\" title=\"killingachicken\" src=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/killingachicken.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/killingachicken.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/killingachicken-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Also, I milked a cow.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1978\" title=\"milkingacow\" src=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1979\" title=\"milkingacow2\" src=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/milkingacow2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, I milked a cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[179,200,249,777],"class_list":["post-1972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughtslittle-things-to-tell-you","tag-chicken","tag-cleaver","tag-dinner","tag-the-ranch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}