{"id":2456,"date":"2011-02-10T13:22:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T21:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2011-04-07T13:05:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T21:05:34","slug":"this-is-why-i-never-get-anything-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/this-is-why-i-never-get-anything-done\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why I never get anything done."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There is a note on the board that says &#8216;Hard boil all eggs'&#8221; &#8211; Jeff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, its because the eggs go bad tomorrow according to package.&#8221; &#8211; me<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, so you&#8217;re going to hard boil them?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I could also make you cookies, or a baked good, do you want me to?&#8221; &#8211; me<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about brownies, could you make brownies?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yea, probably.&#8221; &#8211; me (proceed to look through cook book and see if I have enough chocolate)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I don&#8217;t have enough to make a full recipe. I could make 1\/3.&#8221; \u00a0&#8211; me<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Could I go to the store and get the ingredients you need?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yea, then I&#8217;ll make &#8216;um.&#8221; &#8211; me<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What, no, this is ridiculous. Hard boil the eggs, we should relax tonight.&#8221; &#8211; Jeff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ok.&#8221; &#8211; me<\/p>\n<p>Proceed to boil the eggs, and rinse all the lettuce in the sink because it&#8217;s sandy. Jeff stands by, shaking head, coaxing me to sit down and relax.<\/p>\n<p>Guys, I think I&#8217;m addicted to cooking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There is a note on the board that says &#8216;Hard boil all eggs&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; Jeff &#8220;Yes, its because the eggs go bad tomorrow according to package.&#8221; &#8211; me &#8220;Well, so you&#8217;re going to hard boil them?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff &#8220;Yes, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/this-is-why-i-never-get-anything-done\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[956,1424,434,455],"class_list":["post-2456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","tag-busy","tag-cooking","tag-jeffrey","tag-kitchen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2456"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2611,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456\/revisions\/2611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}