{"id":2467,"date":"2011-02-22T10:13:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T18:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/?p=2467"},"modified":"2011-02-22T10:16:08","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T18:16:08","slug":"bits-and-pieces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/bits-and-pieces\/","title":{"rendered":"Bits and pieces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I got a lot done. My accomplishments include cleaning my junk drawers, dusting my room, updating our rotating scrapbook, watching an episode of Lost, and filing, filing, filing.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>Sunday I went to yoga with S. At the end of the class, S mentioned, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been thinking about becoming a vegetarian.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>I bought an apple-red dress for LDW&#8217;s wedding. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidsbridal.com\/Product_Short-Satin-Dress-with-Paillette-Details-F13721\">It has sparkles<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I went to J.Crew. I returned N. Panda&#8217;s now not-bridesmaid dress.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is the reason for the return?&#8221; the woman asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is this?&#8221; C asked, holding up a piece of leather.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a dog collar. I think,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a bracelet,&#8221; the woman says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh. It. Looks like a dog collar. The bride changed her mind,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;About the dress, right. Just about the dress, right?&#8221; asked the male salesman.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, just about the dress,&#8221; I say.<\/p>\n<p>He sighed a sigh of relief.<\/p>\n<p>I maintain it was a dog collar.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of the yoga studio, I said, &#8220;I HATE vegetarians.&#8221; That is to say: I hate uneducated people who become vegetarians because it&#8217;s trendy. But I did not do a good job of explaining. Yoga students stared. I backpedaled.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>C and I cooked chili. And corn muffins. C and I roasted a chicken.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I watched The King&#8217;s Speech. I watched The Fighter. I watched Practical Magic (for the millionth time.) I watched Inception.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I blogged. I cleaned out my inbox. I discovered a few new musicians.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I bought a new notepad. For Cucina Fresca recipes. More on that later.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I drank multiple pots of coffee. I snuggled Ellen. I snuggled Corelyn.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I started a dance party. (Gettin&#8217; Jiggy with It&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I slept until noon. I set no alarm. I was coyote.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I got a new toothbrush. It&#8217;s green. And recycled.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I ran a mile in 13 minutes. I am getting there.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>I grocery shopped. twice.<\/p>\n<p>At TJ&#8217;s we heard: &#8220;I&#8217;m kinda faded but I feel alright (thinkin&#8217; &#8217;bout makin&#8217; my move tonight),&#8221; which was followed by a man agreeing with me that it was the best song ever. &#8220;The best song. Ever. Love this song,&#8221; he agreed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I got a lot done. My accomplishments include cleaning my junk drawers, dusting my room, updating our rotating scrapbook, watching an episode of Lost, and filing, filing, filing. ****** Sunday I went to yoga with S. At the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/bits-and-pieces\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[917,916,915,914,830,848],"class_list":["post-2467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bouncing-about","tag-dress","tag-file","tag-lost","tag-scrapbook","tag-weekend","tag-yoga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2467"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2471,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions\/2471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}