{"id":2727,"date":"2011-05-08T21:58:55","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T05:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2011-05-08T21:58:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T05:58:55","slug":"who-did-not-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/who-did-not-die\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;who did NOT die&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <em>A Christmas Carol<\/em>, the Muppet version, during the last scene, Gonzo\/Mr. Dickens is holding the reveal. Did Tiny Tim make it? Or did he have a date with death? Gonzo lets us know, by stating: &#8220;And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die&#8230;&#8221; It&#8217;s probably one of the funniest Muppet moments, and certainly one of my favorite movie moments. It was even funnier this year when we watched it with a large group of my friends and Gonzo delivered his perfect line to a perfect crowd: everyone erupted into laughter, and my friend Scott and I still get the giggles (or whatever the giggle equivalent is for men) when one of us mentions it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, my point is, on Friday, I ran 3.1 miles. It was on the treadmill. It was at zero incline. Flat surface. I had to stop twice to loosen my shoes and stretch my calves, for one minute each. I wanted to quit at mile 2. I wanted to quit at mile 2.5. I wanted to quit every second of the last half mile. But I prevailed because I had to. So I did the 3.1 miles. I was supposed to do 3 miles, but you know, I figured I should probably know whether or not I could actually go 3.1 miles just in case maybe that last .1 mile is really what was going to push me over the edge.<\/p>\n<p>It took me 39:24. That&#8217;s an average of 13 minutes and 8 seconds. Slower than my best mile (of 11:35) but faster than you know, walking. Less than my original (arbitrary) goal of 45 minutes. It&#8217;s not fast. It&#8217;s not fancy. But I did NOT die.<\/p>\n<p>The three miles were a little faster than the 13 minutes and 13 seconds it took me on Wednesday to run two miles. And my two miles today were a little faster, at 25:45, which was 12 minutes and 52.5 second average. These two miles were 58 seconds slower than my fastest two miles. Which is a smidge discouraging, but it&#8217;s better than nothing. Am I right? (Let&#8217;s hope I&#8217;m right.)<\/p>\n<p>Jeff and I went to Michael&#8217;s today to get stuff to make Nikki and I shirts for the run. So at the very least, I&#8217;ll be well dressed. Less than a week left. Here goes nothing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In A Christmas Carol, the Muppet version, during the last scene, Gonzo\/Mr. Dickens is holding the reveal. Did Tiny Tim make it? Or did he have a date with death? Gonzo lets us know, by stating: &#8220;And Tiny Tim, who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/who-did-not-die\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[935],"tags":[910,987,988,433,656,697],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5k-training","tag-5k","tag-a-christmas-carol","tag-gonzo","tag-jeff","tag-running","tag-sister"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2728,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions\/2728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}