{"id":5376,"date":"2013-11-11T14:50:28","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T22:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/?p=5376"},"modified":"2013-11-11T14:50:28","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T22:50:28","slug":"do-you-have-regular-cups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/do-you-have-regular-cups\/","title":{"rendered":"Do you have regular cups?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I received this message from my friend Paul the week before last, and knew what it meant:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/do-you-have-regular-cups\/paul_redcup\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5378\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5378\" alt=\"paul_redcup\" src=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/paul_redcup.jpg\" width=\"510\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/paul_redcup.jpg 637w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/paul_redcup-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The red cups, that I <a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/red-cup\">really<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/the-red-cup\">really<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/red-cups-are-here\">really<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/confirmed\">really<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/no-wait-i-need-a-regular-cup\">really<\/a>\u00a0don&#8217;t like, were back.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The next day, I was on my way to a friend&#8217;s wedding on the opposite coast, after a red eye that I almost didn&#8217;t make, and we were stopping for coffee. When T asked if I wanted anything, I said yes, then stood behind him at the counter, and asked the barista, &#8220;Do you have any non-red cups? Like, do you have regular cups?&#8221; She looked at me like I was insane, and said no, before sliding a red cup my way.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For the record, T did not look at me like I was crazy, but I know he thought it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Alas, this morning I went to Starbucks to use up an old gift card (and because I&#8217;m out of coffee, which is horrifying) and this is what I was greeted with:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/do-you-have-regular-cups\/photo\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5377\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5377\" alt=\"photo\" src=\"http:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-e1384209795589.jpg\" width=\"470\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-e1384209795589.jpg 1224w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-e1384209795589-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-e1384209795589-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>For the record, I like these even less than I liked the 2012 cup&#8230;which I did not like. At least it was chilly this morning, so I can forgive Starbucks for spreading holiday cheer so early in the year&#8230;maybe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy nearly-Thanksgiving, everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received this message from my friend Paul the week before last, and knew what it meant: The red cups, that I really, really, really, really, really\u00a0don&#8217;t like, were back. The next day, I was on my way to a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/do-you-have-regular-cups\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[192,1305,1142,729],"class_list":["post-5376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-when-its-not-christmas","tag-red-cup","tag-starbucks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5376"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5382,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376\/revisions\/5382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}