{"id":710,"date":"2009-05-12T11:02:28","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T19:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/providentiallife.wordpress.com\/?p=710"},"modified":"2009-05-12T11:02:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T19:02:28","slug":"this-is-why-i-shall-gain-50-pounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/this-is-why-i-shall-gain-50-pounds\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why I shall gain 50 pounds."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every day when I get to my desk, there is something new on the office table to eat. Cake, cookies, chocolates, candy, and sometimes fruit. A bag of kumquats here, some lemons there, always something from a tree or a plant or someone&#8217;s garden. Roses, daisies, leftover dyed flowers from an event. And sometimes, recyclable bags or gifts from someone&#8217;s goodies they no longer want. People are also starting to figure out I always take their junk, and so I&#8217;ve acquired some random items including but not limited to a <strong>whale pencil holder<\/strong>. But, inevitably, the point is there is always food.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-712\" title=\"whale\" src=\"http:\/\/providentiallife.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/whale.jpg\" alt=\"whale\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/whale.jpg 600w, https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/whale-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I made it all day and didn&#8217;t eat one chocolate that were on the table by 7:30am. I watched them go, one by one, until noon, and never made a move. (Of course, I found an excuse to polish off a bag of salt &amp; vinegar chips when I got home, but the point is at work I stayed strong.)<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was handed a piece of chocolate cake. Handed. I didn&#8217;t have a choice. I gobbled it right up. Yum.<\/p>\n<p>I am ruined.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day when I get to my desk, there is something new on the office table to eat. Cake, cookies, chocolates, candy, and sometimes fruit. A bag of kumquats here, some lemons there, always something from a tree or a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/this-is-why-i-shall-gain-50-pounds\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[148,187,236,317,321,569,654],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughtslittle-things-to-tell-you","tag-cake","tag-chocolate","tag-daises","tag-flowers","tag-food","tag-over-at-the-water-bubbler","tag-roses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniepalluzzi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}